Somewhere, in a cursed Morrisons supermarket, sacks of wet eggs are available to the public.
I have questions. I know I won’t get answers. Grocery store aisles are filled with hidden treats, wonders, ungodly drinks and snacks – wherever you shop, you’ll likely never fully explore its selection, like the vast, untapped world under the sea.
Picture the scene: you stroll into your local Morrisons to purchase a meal deal for your lunch. ‘Mmm,’ you say, perusing the sandwiches and wraps, the crisps and cakes, the juices and cans. Then, creeping into your vision from the lower shelf, you find a ginormous plastic bag filled with ‘wet eggs’.
Twitter user @TrumpetSexy is responsible for photographing such a horrific delicacy, writing, ‘My local Morrison’s is selling actual sacks of wet eggs. This is the most wretched and cursed item I have ever witnessed.’